I've known about a lot of them for a long time. I have many, MANY of them that surround food. I no longer eat raisin bran because it reminds me how crazy I am sometimes. When you start counting the raisins and on which side of your mouth you're chewing them, it's time to stop. I'm not eating fungus. Or brains. Or any "innards" for that matter. And nothing that has to rot first like cottage cheese or sour cream. And if it's green, it had better be some sort of green apple flavored candy. Yeah I know, veggies, blah blah blah.
And please, for the love of all that is holy, do NOT move my stapler on my desk.
But Twitter? Yep. I have discovered that it drives my crazy to wake up to hundreds of tweets that I don't have time to read. I hate missing stuff! I can't just jump in where I am. I have to scroll back and read ALL of them. Then I get frustrated and don't even pull it up. Only to find over 1000 when I finally do. What if I missed something good???
I don't like to miss dialog or scenes from movies or TV shows either, but Twitter?
Ugh.
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TWINS I TELL YA.
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